Archive for April, 2008

Trader Joe’s

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Trader Joe’sTrader Joe’s has joined the Coalition Against Bunnies! Trader Joe’s has long been respected for its forward-thinking attitude, and with them on board, it shouldn’t be long before most other national supermarket chains have joined our cause.

Nature’s Gate

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Nature’s Gate products has generously extended their support to our cause.Nature’s Gate

Rabid

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Have you ever noticed the similarities between the words ‘rabid’ and ‘rabbit’. The pro-rabbit fanatics will tell you it’s a coincidence, but in fact they are both derived from the Latin word ‘rabum’ meaning evil, wild.

Dust Bunnies

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Even though everyone likes alliteration, there are no ‘Dust Dogs’. Do you know why? Because dogs are man’s best friend. The same can’t be said for these cursed things.

The Grail Rabbit

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Grail RabbitOne of the most notorious rabbits in history. After massacring Arthur’s Knights, his cursed soul was only banished by the use of the holy hand-grenade.

Br’er Rabbit

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Br’er RabbitYet another lying cheat who weaseled (rabbited?) his way into the minds of our children. Who knows how many of our nations youth have been corrupted by Br’er Rabbit’s immoral dealings.

Peter Rabbit

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Peter RabbitPeter Rabbit’s reputation is rather good, but when you look at the facts, he was nothing but a lying, swindling thief. Mr McGregor should have gotten him.

Bunnicula

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Where’s bunny Van Helsing?Bunnicula