No Bunnies

Trader Joe’s

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:08:03 +0000

Trader Joe’s has joined the Coalition Against Bunnies! Trader Joe’s has long been respected for its forward-thinking attitude, and with them on board, it shouldn’t be long before most other national supermarket chains have joined our cause.

Nature’s Gate

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:05:21 +0000

Nature’s Gate products has generously extended their support to our cause.

Rabid

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:54:42 +0000

Have you ever noticed the similarities between the words ‘rabid’ and ‘rabbit’. The pro-rabbit fanatics will tell you it’s a coincidence, but in fact they are both derived from the Latin word ‘rabum’ meaning evil, wild.

Dust Bunnies

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:51:01 +0000

Even though everyone likes alliteration, there are no ‘Dust Dogs’. Do you know why? Because dogs are man’s best friend. The same can’t be said for these cursed things.

The Grail Rabbit

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:49:04 +0000

One of the most notorious rabbits in history. After massacring Arthur’s Knights, his cursed soul was only banished by the use of the holy hand-grenade.

Br’er Rabbit

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:45:16 +0000

Yet another lying cheat who weaseled (rabbited?) his way into the minds of our children. Who knows how many of our nations youth have been corrupted by Br’er Rabbit’s immoral dealings.

Peter Rabbit

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:41:45 +0000

Peter Rabbit’s reputation is rather good, but when you look at the facts, he was nothing but a lying, swindling thief. Mr McGregor should have gotten him.

Bunnicula

McGregor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:35:49 +0000

Where’s bunny Van Helsing?